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Dairy of a CERNtified nerd

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12:15 am

wohoo!!

yes!

yes! I did it…we did it!

1:00 am

today is the happiest day of my life….

i cant remember how many times i have dreamt of this..

40 years of planning ,4 years of relentless experimentation and analysis by numerous scientists and a billion dollar investment finally paid off…(Status updated)

1:30 am

had a glass of champagne with colleagues. Feeling dizzy…going to bed.

6:30  am

just woke up,need to look good…going to hit the gym…

7:15 am

all cleaned up!! nothing like a good hot bath after a sweaty session…

9:50 am

off the phone from grandma…told her…we have found ‘the’ particle, the creator of universe,’the god particle’,,she replyed that she had found god since she was little and      “one day he will knock some sense in me too”….oh! grandma you beautiful,chubby, stupid old woman.

10:00 am

my photo is in the papers…whoopee!! 🙂

2:15 pm

Hungry!…going for lunch may be Italian.

2:30 pm

Old man across the table reading the newspaper…(Hi there!)

4:30pm

was briefing the old man about our latest achievement and what does it mean to science, he left in the midway 😦 , looked rather pale. oh shit…omg!! oh my god!!… The old man collapsed….Somebody plz help him!!! HELP HELP…why the hell I’m writing this (when i shd be yelling!!)

7:00 pm

BORED..nothing to do..shdn’t have taken the day off.. 😦

8:00 pm

going to get some dinner… will avoid spaghetti kitchen 😦

9:30 pm

returned from dinner…told a beautiful women what hav i achieved,seemed impressed…her stupid kid thought we were talking abt Higg’s ‘bosom’…laughed…hehehe..that was funny

10:00 pm

Ooh!  CSI:Geneva is on!

12:00 am

WOW!!! just checked fb…

11 likes and 6 comments on my status….This is the happiest day of my life 🙂